hahah my kid's gonna be this smart one day.
ohsnapitsirahbaby: thecityofatlantis: Walk away like a BOSS forever reblog :-bd
Going back to school
wherethehoneydipsatcx: Elementary: “Omg omg im gonna see all my friends again!!” Highschool: “nigga i hate everyone…..” gpoy
somekindofbeautyful: FUCK IRENE PARTYYYY!!!! ...
Imagine an Earthquake during sex...
Every woman, yeah Every woman Gotta limit yeah Sang with me girl Ladies, have you ever had a man who push you when you low You wanna stay out at night, and don’t care how you feel Instead of manin’ up, oh I said ooooooooooooo I-I can’t concentrate, you so petty you You stay touchin’ my last nerve, my friends say what’s wrong with you girl I guess, what I’m really tryna to say is Every woman has a...
When your mom curses somebody out
GO MOMMA GO MOMMA GO MOMMA
when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
Remember When You Told Me We Would Last Forever &...
On the first day of school, I'm gonna walk into my...
When your ex says they still want you.
Of course you do, I’m fucking amazing.
Seeing an empty swing set..
secretsizes: When I was 5: When I was 12: Now:
When the teacher asks us to make a line quietly:
givemeacrayon: Popular girls: Popular boys: Me and my friends:
I wish I could lay down beside you when the day is done And wake up to your...– Adele, Hiding My Heart (via hernameisnill)
My eyes don’t shed tears, but boy they bawling.
harlighquinn: Frank Ocean - Back My only...