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When you're on your period.,
sabrinashah: alyaae: You try to go to bed. But then you’re worried you might bleed. Then you wake up and check your surroundings for pools of blood. You spend the rest of the day eating everything in sight. And then you have cramps. And people look at you like.. And you’re just waiting for this horrible week to be over. And when it’s over you’re just like. But then you...
My Life Be Like...
I hate to think that I come from a fucked up family its like I’m out here all alone I sit back and reminisce on my child hood memories I can’t help but to cry Daddy wasn’t there acted like I didn’t exist Always running around spending money on his other kids Moms was a single mom raised with hell raising kids Seemed like she was always there for them When it came to me I...
MEN Break up day: A week later: A month later: Women Break up day: A week later: A month later: SOOO TRUE! :)
Chuck E. Cheese
khammock: mykindaworld: Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese: You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like: You’re eating pizza like: Getting Tickets: Little kids try to steal your tickets: If you see a token on the ground: You hit on MILF’s like: If you see tickets just sitting in the machine: Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit: Then you leave and...
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
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writing an essay
ifightkids: you get the prompt and think its easy and you’re like: sit down and start planning it: then you realize you don’t know anything about it: so you go on google and you’re searching for information: google doesn’t give you shit to work with: so, you slowly break down and start talking shit about the prompt: decide you won’t do it: then you fear failing: then,...
Look at me now.
When your mom says, "Bring me my purse and I'll...
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What I meant by come over and chill ;D
When people stare at you.
rachelvalentine: If it was your crush; Your best friend; Your teacher; People you don’t like;
Here's how we drop it... like its hot...
urrockstar: When the pimps in the crib ma, drop it like its hot When the pigs try to get at ya, park it like its hot If a n**ga get a attitude, pop it like its hot Now lets show them how we… DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT! HIT IT! c’mon elmo bring it Niki show em’ asian mami kick it sun drop girl drop it low boyy
When I'm shuffling
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Please forgive us for all are sins we have brought upon us. And look down upon us with forgiveness for all are sins we will have in the future. I know you understand that brothers ain’t perfect, but we try lord. We try to keep our heads up in bad times. This is a bad time. Show us the way. And if you can’t show us the way… then forgive us for being lost.
Got A Boyfriend I Can Chill With Like...
bellax0: when we stay super bored at home & have nothing else to do like.. we even get in the club like.. we always tease eachother like we fight & make up like we make love like we have eachother’s back like we’re always there for eachother.. if only..
those moods when you hate everything
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when i'm on facebook ..
tumblr-funniest: seeing status wars: see a picture of your ex looking adorable: some bitch writes on his wall: see he’s dating this bitch: annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox: horny pedo adds you up: ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship: LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you: scrolling through newsfeed like: then go on tumblr like:
On the last day of school
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Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they...
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One day we will
deetran: Cuddle on the couch while we watch a movie, Go to the park and eat ice cream, Cook dinner together, Go to the carnival and i’ll try to win you a prize, Go the beach and watch the sunset together, Get matching pillow cases, so when we sleep, we can hear the beat of our hearts, Go to Disneyland and live our lives happily ever after. ♥
Pokemon in real.
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Me on the last day of school:
xxcoolstorybroxx: To the school: To my teachers:
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.